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In response to Napoleonic Warfare, may I present Fortress Netherlands
In response to Napoleonic Warfare, may I present Fortress Netherlands
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r/EU5 - In response to Napoleonic Warfare, may I present Fortress Netherlands

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Anyone else having this problem?
Anyone else having this problem?
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r/EU5 - Anyone else having this problem?

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP HALF THE WORLD DECLARING WAR TO FREE LITTLE TIMMY
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP HALF THE WORLD DECLARING WAR TO FREE LITTLE TIMMY
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Ok for everyone new to eu5, whenever you win a war against someone say little Timmy, There is a button you may be able to press to make him a vassal

NEVER, under any circumstance, hit this button

The second little Timmy gets vassaled he’ll start plotting your demise, you see he can ask every country in Europe to head his plea, and they will all by sympathetic to his cause. Even France and England will set aside their differences in the 100 years war to fight against the oppressor, in unison, that took over little Timmy’s sand castle and is making him pay a penny a month in exchange for “protection”

When this happens they will also universally agree to hate little Timmy’s oppressor essentially forever with negative opinion modifiers, making your aggressive expansion skyrocket. Where as before taking a map from the local library may be deemed a slap on the wrist, it will now be justification to have you be hanged at The Hague for your crimes against humanity

Please paradox stop having every man woman and child fight to the death to liberate little Timmy