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<title>though he&#039;s known today for the many new words he invented in the course of his writing, shakespeare&#039;s career as a sandwich innovator is sadly less well-documented</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>why can&#039;t we all just [write in any verb here]</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>the power of even a SINGLE horse is far beyond your conception</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>my kind thighs deserve - and crave - thigh fives</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>perhaps there are but a few foodstuffs improved by being transformed into a honey slurry and then baked.  sadly it&#039;s impossible to know</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>i don&#039;t always include the periods when abbreviating &quot;also known as&quot;, but the phrase &quot;Aka Woden&quot; sounded too much like the name of a really cool dance 90s hit without them.  it probably still does, to be honest</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=4 align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=4 align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php&quot;&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=we%20love%20the%20solar%20system!%20%20with%20the%20days%20themselves%20we%20love%20to%20honour%20the%20sun,%20the%20moon,%20Saturn,%20uh...%20the%20rest%20of%20them...&quot;&gt;contact&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz&quot;&gt;sexy exciting merchandise&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23&quot;&gt;search&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/about.php&quot;&gt;about&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5211.png&quot; class=&quot;comic&quot; title=&quot;is &amp;quot;odin&amp;quot; a corruption of &amp;quot;woden&amp;quot;, which is itself a corruption of &amp;quot;whoa, dan&amp;quot;?  i&#039;m just asking questions.  who IS this great and amazing dan that inspires us all to say &amp;quot;whoa&amp;quot;??&quot;&gt;&lt;table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=100 align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;prev&quot; href=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4512&quot;&gt;&amp;larr; previous&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=* align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;August 31st, 2026&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=100 align=&quot;right&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;next&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=3 align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;b&gt;August 31st, 2026: &lt;/b&gt;When I first launched my comic I called it &quot;Daily Dinosaur Comics&quot; and I finally, FINALLY, got around to living up to that name and actually doing comics about days!&lt;p align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&amp;ndash; Ryan&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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<title>this only continues to prove that all the best stories begin with the exact sentence &quot;the year: the future.&quot;</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>t-rex and the case of the zesty zeitgeist</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>this comic, like arguably all things, was inspired by the universe!!</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>i have to believe that the overlap between dinosaur comics readers and cannon owners is non-zero</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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